slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

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tears-dont-mean-youre-losing asked: Kik?

Hello. i’m not sure what that is? 

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

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I am a ridiculous human but at least i’m not boring.


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How well, Howell.


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queen of da puns here.


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jeffreyroedel:

Waris Ahluwalia, The Grand Budapest Hotel. (Official Site)
I didn’t tan while I was away lol. 


I am not going to feel sad. I am not going to come home off a really good holiday and feel sad. You are not fucking going to do that sophie.


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but its stupid but I sort of feel sad certain friends can’t come as I was looking forward to seeing them but I understand. I sort of just feel sad because I’m not asking people to come out clubbing  for an entire evening or to do anything outragous but just to go for food but I know I don’t always go to peoples birthday things and like I understand people are busy. and I don’t feel let down by people cos they are allowed to do what they want. I’m just sort of worried that the rest of the people who said deffo yes’s won’t come and then george might get caught up in work and i dunno.  I just want to cancel everything because I don’t want to have a bad birthday.


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